Wednesday, April 1, 2009

THE PENGUIN: You win, FUP.


My friends, brethren of the animal kingdom and sympathetic humans:

After much deliberation with my closest allies in our campaign to fight back at FUP, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform to you all that we've decided to throw in the towel.

FUP, our feeble attempts at countering your quick and acerbic wit are no match for your overwhelming disdain of all things cute, furry, and non-human on this great big globe of ours.

And so, we concede. No more fighting back. You win. From now on, the Penguin will just sit there like a little bitch and take it from you. Congratulations, FUP.

7 comments:

  1. did you not click on the link heather?

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  2. And I barely knew that battle had been joined. Oh, wait a minute. Let me put down this coffee cup and think ...

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  3. I don't care for that penguin hater, either.

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  4. I AM.... LMAO! Nice one FMNFUFUPENGUIN!

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  5. What kind of penguin are you? REAL PENGUINS NEVER GIVE UP. YOU ARE NOT A REAL PENGUIN!

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  6. pwned. Take that FUP, you hater.

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