Dude, I just like woke up from a 90-day nap, and I am SO hungry. I could eat like an entire acorn tree. For serious. I'm not exaggerating. Oh my god, I just can't get enough of these kernels and seeds and shit.
But seriously, FUP, like why are you judging me, man? Let me eat in peace. I mean, have you ever slept 90 days straight without eating anything? Dude, I bet my left nutsack, yeah and I'm not talking about the one in my cheeks, yeah that's right, my left nutsack that you couldn't go 2 days without waking up for a Jack in the Crack taco run. Oh man, those tacos are the bomb! I know, I've heard the rumors that the taco meat is actually made out of some soy product or some shit, but OH MY GOD it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth!
Wait, am I still eating? Man, hibernation is a killer. And that bong rip probably didn't help either. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, man, fuck you, FUP. Fuck. You.
In response to FUP's "Chipmunks: What are they hiding?"
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