Saturday, March 28, 2009

Inaugural Address


Hey FUP, can you hear me? That's right, bunghole, it's the PENGUIN here, and I got something to say. You thought you were SO CLEVER and could just make fun of us poor defenseless animals and feel all smug with yourself cause we lack the linguistic skills to respond? Well guess what? We signed up for some ESL classes, and we're ready to exercise our rights to free speech. Yeah, that's right, we know our constitutional rights. Some of us even took online law classes from the University of Phoenix. Scared yet?

Well, we're tired of being picked on. And we're sick of being degraded on a daily basis. Are you ready, FUP, WHOEVER YOU ARE? Cause there's a beast of a shitstorm brewing... and it's heading your way.

Who's cute now, bitch?

11 comments:

  1. Crap. Who taught you to read? There's a reason for the expression, "birdbrain", you know! Stick to looking pretty, orca-bait.

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  2. Oh man, this is so awesome. Go, Penguin, Go!

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  3. Uh oh. That penguin's going to kick FUP's ass. Or at least nip at his ankles and make some penguin noises and probably poop on the floor.

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  4. The animal rights people have gone too far this time. I mean, bilingual education was NEVER intended for other species. I blame the NEA.

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  5. oh snap! angry penguin do you have any angry animal friends who are cuter than you? you are a bit difficult to look at.

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  6. No, FUCK YOU, Fuck You, Fuck You, Penguin!

    Love,
    Fuck You, Penguin

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  7. This is gonna be hilarious.

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  8. What up now FUP? Penguin's gonna lay the smack down on you!

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  9. Two words, Penguin. Bring. It.

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  10. My mind, it are a-spinnin'... I think we shouldn't even bother fixing the economy at this point. Just give it to the penguins.

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  11. I know it's cheap and hollow this day in age but: EPIC. WIN.

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